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Sure, you could just kick back and sit on your land while it naturally appreciates in value, but why not take a pro-active step and rent it out?

While your tenants are working hard, they're also paying taxes which fund the infrastructure that makes your land more valuable... so you can increase the rent!

This might sound illegal, or even immoral - don't worry, it's all perfectly legal.

Would you believe it gets better? Because you pay hardly any tax on your property's windfall gains, your tenants will practically subsidise your own taxes. 100 years ago you would have had to clothe them, feed them, and provide them with medicine - it was called slavery.

Now you get it for free. Progress.

Legal Disclaimer: This is a satirical site intended for educational purposes only. If you are a land speculator genuinely wanting to exploit the monopoly of the land market try investing in something more productive - like a real job perhaps.
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