Are you looking to buy your first home? Real estate agents, speculators and bankers all agree: there has never been a better time to buy!
Property never goes down*, so don't delay. Pay now - there's plenty of time to think later. After all, don't even humble land speculators deserve Aspen ski holidays?
* except in 1830, 1840, 1890, 1926, 1962, 1974, 1982, 1990... (don't worry, there probably won't be another one for months)
Spend a second analising this graph and you will soon be just like us - on long lunches and extravagant holidays. Only battlers work, capital gain is now your middle name! Look at that land value, skyrocketing over wages.

Now sit back and watch how a lifetime of taxes can be subsidised by ransoming the rights to a roof over one's head. Yes the cap gains of just a few years can give you, yes you, an exemption from giving anything back to society. Who needs a tax haven! Always wondered why city folk were slicker than country bumpkins? Watch this guy.